Brexit -am I stupid or what

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  1. Sheal

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    I don't drink tea either. :rolleyespink:
     
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      Questions asked at pre-assessment for hospital addmission.

      Do you snore? Reply. How the hell do I know. I'm asleep.

      Do you drink. Reply. Yes.
      How many units a week do you have. Reply. What do you mean by units? Glassfulls, bottlefulls?
       
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        I was under the impression that promises etc voiced during this general election thingy, that there would be no further mention of the NHS, Schools etc. Yet the muppets are still quoting.

        Also. Why all this play acting, a bit of fake boxing, kissing babies and visiting infant schools.
         
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          I drink tea, by the pint.
          Why do medics always assume this means alcohol?
          Election promises are only valid if uttered by a politician holding a unicorn and under a rainbow.
           
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                Meanwhile outgoing European Council President Donald Tusk has urged British voters not to "give up" on stopping Brexit, warning that leaving the EU would leave the UK a "second-rate player".

                Tuskee has just boosted the leave vote - what a diamond - we couldn't have done it without him.
                 
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                  Lots of pages to catch up on, I've been out of it for a few days after smashing my face into the pavement. Have we left yet?! :roflol:
                   
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                    It's much simpler to slap yourself around the head occasionally. :blue thumb:
                     
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                      Well it was that or continue with the banging head into the brick wall! :wallbanging:
                       
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                        You haven't, yet.
                         
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                        How's the pavement - you didn't damage it did you.....:hate-shocked::heehee:
                         
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                          Bit the other way round thankfully. Wouldn't want the pavement in any worse state!
                           
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                            Sounds nasty @Loofah ..Hope you're OK:dbgrtmb:
                             
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                              Thanks, I'll live! Smashed face, sprained hand, two knackered knees and a fat lip. Proper job.
                               
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