Corona Virus Treatment

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  1. ARMANDII

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    Well, Turkeys don't like Christmas all that much.:dunno:
     
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    • Victoria

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      Had one of those installed last month Harry plus 'comfort' height, marvellous. :dbgrtmb:
      With hindsight I am thinking fuzzy seat cover, U-shape foot mat and sink mat. :hate-shocked:
       
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      • pete

        pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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        I reckon its just bath, basin and bog.;)
         
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          You forgot the knitted toilet roll cover... :)
           
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            That's correct Pete, the Three mats are of lovely Dolphins, but of course you can't see the one on the Loo Seat
             
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                I always wondered...... why did people need to keep their loo rolls warm?
                 
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                  :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
                   
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                    Our hotel room on holiday had an 'all singing all dancing' loo. :blue thumb:

                    As you walked in the light came on, the loo seat lid raised, the seat warmed up, an extractor fan in the loo started as you sat down, it flushed when you stood up and there were controls for washing and drying your bum (automatic bidet).

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                    You could preset it for two different people and have it wash different parts of you, work on different pressures, different widths and have it oscillating or not.
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                    When you walked out it turned the light off, washed the loo and put the lid down. :rolleyespink:
                     
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                      Whoa - too many things to go wrong
                       
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                        Reminds me of a naughty joke from bygone days. In short a man goes into the loo as a tenor, and comes out singing soprano.
                         
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                          A lot of things were high tech in the hotel and the town. The bus stops had charging points for mobile phones. It looked quite funny to see a group of people wired into the bus stop. :rolleyespink:
                           
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                            pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                            That's the second picture I've seen of holiday toilets in two days.

                            I mean, what kind person goes on holiday and comes back with snaps of the toilets?:yikes::roflol:

                            Heres's one of mine.

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                                We are coming out of lockdown here at a great rate. But still over 70s are told to cocoon although visitors and walks allowed with great care and masks etc.
                                Ireland has done so well with strong and wise leadership. Down to 2, 3 4 or no deaths a day now. I am happy alone out here on the island and in a very safe and peaceful place. Never needed a mask even, When I am able to walk a little it is at first light and no one else up. And my gate is locked and signed and as in deep rural areas, everyone knows to stay away.
                                The internet is a sheer miracle at these times.
                                 
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