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You may be worried about Coronavirus but now that schools are going back you have to be very careful of maths teachers

A high school teacher was arrested this morning at Toronto’s Pearson Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule, and a calculator. CBSA officers at the Terminal 3 security post tipped local authorities of the man’s possessions and fidgety-type behaviour as he passed through the security checkpoint.

At a press conference, Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne, flanked by the head of CSIS and RCMP commissioner, said that she and law enforcement agencies at all levels have reason to believe that the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement. She did not identify the man, who is facing numerous charges including carrying weapons of maths instruction.

“AL-GEBRA IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM FOR US HERE IN ONTARIO – A SINE OF A BIG PROBLEM. THIS OBTUSE TERRORIST ORGANIZATION DERIVES SOLUTIONS BY MEANS AND EXTREMES, AND SOMETIMES GO OFF ON TANGENTS IN SEARCH OF ABSOLUTE VALUES. CSIS WAS ABLE TO INTERCEPT AND DECODE AT LEAST 2 CODE NAMES “X” AND “Y”, WHICH THEY COMMONLY REFER TO AS “UNKNOWNS.” BUT WE HAVE DETERMINED THAT THEY BELONG TO A COMMON DENOMINATOR OF THE AXIS OF MEDIEVAL WITH COORDINATES IN EVERY COUNTRY. AS THE GREEK PHILOSOPHER ISOSCELES USED TO SAY, ‘THERE ARE THREE SIDES TO EVERY TRIANGLE.’ YES, I SAID TRIANGLE!” – PREMIER KATHLEEN WYNNE AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE.

When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau proudly remarked,

“I AM A TEACHER. IT’S HOW I DEFINE MYSELF. I’M A POT SMOKING TEACHER WHO HEADS UP A G8 NATION. BOOM!! NOW WHERE WAS I? OH, YEAH… A GOOD TEACHER, AND THIS GREAT COUNTRY THAT WE CALL CANADA, HAS NO ROOM FOR AL-GEBRA AND ITS INSIDIOUS INNER-WORKINGS. I FIGURE THAT MY TEAM AND I WILL BE ABLE TO BALANCE THE FEDERAL BUDGET IN 8 MONTHS WITHOUT AL-GEBRA AND ITS TERRORIST, MISLEADING WAYS. CANADA WAS BUILT AROUND A VERY SIMPLE PREMISE: A PROMISE THAT WE, AS PROUD CANADIANS, CAN WORK HARD, SUCCEED, AND BUILD A FUTURE FOR OURSELVES AND OUR KIDS, AND THAT A FUTURE FOR OUR KIDS WOULD BE BETTER THAN THE ONE THAT YOU HAD, ALL WITHOUT AL-GEBRA.”

He continued, “If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes, it’s really that simple.”

Fellow Liberal colleagues told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by any Prime Minister in Canada’s history. Ever.

 

Just had a call from my local GP Surgery and I've got an appointment for the 2nd COVID jab on Saturday morning..

 

@CanadianLori That article was extracted from a Canadian newspaper from two years ago

 

Well, I think it's a known fact that we'll never be safe even when the whole World is jabbed, pete, as there's always something happening, never mind COVID 19, that's not good, like getting run over by the No.53 Bus

 

What have you got against the No. 53 bus? Are you being bussist?

 

@shiney

Well, my Mother couldn't afford the bus fare for me to get to School, shiney, so I used to walk the 5 miles to get there what ever the weather and see the No.53 Bus go sailing past me on the walk there and back.....it kind of sticks in my childhood memories......especially now I'm in my second Childhood..

 

For those who want to read the Government regulatory documents of the Covid 19 vaccines here's the sites to go to......


https://assets.publishing.service.g...horisation_HCP_Information_BNT162_7_0_UK_.pdf



https://assets.publishing.service.g...for_Healthcare_Professionals_-_22-02-2021.pdf



https://assets.publishing.service.g...5847/Information_for_HCP_Moderna_26012021.pdf