Covid Christmas Pub

Salut chaps (and chapesses), could you just do a quick check and make sure that you've got the champagne in the fridge ready for the shortest day? I'll start making the nibbles

 

Well @noisette47 if you are doing the nibbles, I'll take care of the music. All of the songs have different lyrics to suit the year that has passed.

Here is the current playlist, along with some (not all, I cant remember them all!) of the original artists and titles

1) Sh*** Christmas (White Christmas/Bing Crosby).
2) Socially Distanced (War is over/John Lennon).
3) Baby its Covid Outside (Baby its cold outside).
4) When a mask is Worn (When a Child is Born/Johnny Mathis).
5) Sanitizers Coming to Town.
6) Drivings Banned for Christmas. (Driving home for Christmas/Chris Rea).
7) Frosty got Furloughed.
8) We're not allowed a party Tonight.
9) Cummings Drove to Durham (David Bowie & Bing Crosby/ Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth).
10) Grandmas got to quarantine for Christmas.
11) Here comes more applause.
12) Pfizer Vaccine (12 days of Christmas).
13) Stop the Cabinet Briefings.
14) Maybe its Covid, who's to say.

 

Cheers Shiney! Grapefruit juice it is! I don't drink fizzy drinks either, this tonic is an exception, only drunk on "blue moon" days.

 

Over here it used to be illegal to get together with your family and smoke a joint. Now it's only legal to smoke the joint....

 

I'm so naive I'm just wondering how you get a piece of beef in a cigarette

 

Smoking bacon was always legal in the UK and smoked beef sounds quite good as well.

 

Are we open yet Landlord ? if so make mine a double Scotch and soda and 4 Scotch eggs please,it's one of those days.

 

I could offer you a glass of 12 year old Redbreast Irish whiskey even if the landlord is not here!

 

Thank you very much Kind sir..Chin chin.

 

Of course, we must invite @Fat Controller to a drink as well. We must teach him where proper whiskey comes from!

 

Shouldnt an english egg have a lion on it?