Cow urine anyone?

Because there's virtually nil to do gardening wise and the non-gardening posts reach and an annual high. It's the gardening silly season.

 

Sort of reminds me of that old joke about the veterinary scientist who spent a lifetime studying cow dung in great detail.

He spent countless hours collecting and analysing samples, produced many detailed papers on the subject and became recognised as the leading authority in the field.

After many years, he was presented with a lifetime achievement award at a prestigious gathering of fellow scientists in recognition of his efforts.

On being presented with the award, his acceptance speech was short and to the point, "My fellow scientists" he said, "I am deeply honoured by this accolade, although in all honesty I have to say that this is not the first time I have received a pat on the back."