Do wives ever listen?

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  1. Lolimac

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    While we're on the Man/Woman subject......this has been done before but i think Pam Ayres sums men/husbands up perfectly:biggrin:

     
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      A "Wise Man" is one who knows that Women are not of this planet.........but never mentions in front of a female.

      And they've tried asking God "What is a Woman?" while on their knees in from of the Altar...............only to be met with a deathly silence.:dunno::heehee:
       
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        Yup because if even God can't answer that one simple question, what hope does any male have :heehee:

        Although I suspect, God is female anyway, and the reason she won't answer is because ... she really doesn't want men to be told; they need to work it out for themselves - otherwise, what is the purpose of men ;)
         
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          I regularly bring up the fact that my missus is an alien, including in front of the missus. She doesn't deny it, she just plays it down as though she thinks I'm just being silly. That's how I know its the truth. Everyone knows the best place to hide the truth is in plain sight.
           
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              Do you sleep with one eye open???:sofa:
               
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              Probably. I've never checked, because I'm always asleep when I'm asleep.
               
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              You'd be no good on Sentry Duty!!!:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
               
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