Dwile Flonking..........

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  1. capney

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    Oh, yes, iv,e given up my ration of scottish falling down water for the next 9 nine days.
    theres two botlles of the finest behind the bar for whoever gets there first...
     
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    Oh, yes, iv,e given up my ration of scottish falling down water for the next 9 nine days.
    theres two botlles of the finest behind the bar for whoever gets there first...

    dont forget to recycle !!
     
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    The Bug and Bottle won the toss and they are Flonking first.
     
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    moyra A knackered Veteran Gardener

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    Gosh what a game!

    My word our team are brilliant at girting, no hits so far.
     
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    Even Sir Arthur and Nigel are managing to miss the Flonk.
     
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    Their Dwiles haven't the same quality to them either has ours have. Those porridge balls certainly made our Dwiles well sticky!I am afraid Tweaky's right there is nothing subtle about them.
     
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    Right with only a ripple to their score its half time. That was quick, this game will be over in no time at all.
     
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    Second half our turn to Flonk and the Nut goes in,
     
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    By golly that pint of gin and creme de menthe has given her some go she has knocked down half their team already! their girt is in disarray.
     
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    In fact they have all s*dded off back to the bar!
     
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    we are declared winners by their default.
     
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    Well done Nut you showed them. I'll treat you to another pint of gin and creme de menthe for that.
     
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    Back to the Bar lets give Tweaky the Cup..............hope he doesn't mind having a gozunder on the back of the bar! :thumb::D:D
     
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    is castration while flonking a foul?
     
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    No Nut it is only those porridge balls that were castrated and caused them to howl as if they had. Lol:thumb::D
     
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