Embarrassing moments

I was in a bar in Ibiza.

There were 2 girls that I got talking to, turns out they were from the next district in the same city I lived in.

To cut the story short, they were quite rude about my ginger hair. I'd seen them sunbathing topless earlier so to counteract the insult I said well I might have ginger hair but I can shave that off.

At least one of my boobs is not bigger than the other one.

I got a pint of coke thrown over me, but it was worth it

 

Of course, not that you'd really looked too closely when you saw them sunbathing topless Zigs.

 

It was rather obvious and obviously a sore point to raise, wouldn't have said the ungentlemanly thing if they hadn't had a pop at us gingers beforehand.

 

I once used the chat up line, "you look like Anne Boleyn". That got me a massive slap. Taking that as a 'no', I just went back to my mates and continued drinking. They asked what I'd said so I told them. One then said, "did Anne Boleyn have some freakish deformity with 6 fingers on one hand".

 

More like "You look like you've been dead since Tudor times" might have upset her.

 

I'd watched a film featuring Anne Boleyn the day before, and the lass that played Anne was 'well fit', and the lass that I saw in the pub looked like her. Made perfect sense to me.

 

Well Done Folks .
just found out what G.C. stands for , Giacomo Casanova's..

 

Maybe she thought you'd said "You look like Wombling"

 

Its funny how you forget things entirely until you see or hear something and then memory comes back with a vengeance.

I was down town today and I saw 'Scary Sue'. A very scary lass that all blokes in my area knew to avoid like the plague (I wont go into why). All blokes that is, except very drunken lads in their early 20s who, in that way that only happens with liberal inebriation, suddenly thought, 'what exactly is wrong with Scary Sue? she's not that bad, and I'm sick of seeing her all on her own'. It took me many months to convince her that one night while absolutely steaming with Newcastle Brown and whisky, does not warrant getting married and buying a house together.

 

Thanks Clueless For The Memory Jog..
When I was in the Navy on the Scandinavian run,there was a Scarlet Lady who would frequent the docks.(Long time since I used that description).
This Lady Had a Nickname,SHAKY MARY, I wont go into details.

I was in a Cinema in Glasgow,about 2 years after seeing SHAKY. In one of the scenes
an Actress came into camera shot ,and a Very loud voice from the back of the hall shouted,"Hey Look Its SHAKY MARY"!!!!.

I didn't know she was that Famous,or is it Infamous.