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  1. Phil A

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    :D I'll e mail you a virtual cheque book, drawn on a virtual Swiss account:wink:
     
  2. Alice

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    Love your Cabinet Ziggy :rotfl:
    When you're sending out the freebies can I get a virtual kitchen assistant - and make him good looking please.
     
  3. Phil A

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  4. Marley Farley

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    :luv: You are such a flatterer Zig but I luv ya anyway....... !!:dh::rotfl:
     
  5. Jazmine

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    Delighted to see I am included in the " Honours List"
     
  6. Phil A

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    Not sure wether to be scared or excited now :hehe:

    Thought you'd be best for the post with your experience with the swine flu (we had it too, it was pants)
     
  7. Phil A

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    Will you still feel the same after the re shuffle if we don't take the ConDem pact out ?:pcpunch::lollol:
     
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    Hi Ziggy, be afraid, be VERY afraid :rotfl:

    I thought it was because of my frequent hospital visits - I have a season ticket now !!

    Yes swine flu was pants, LARGE pants.
     
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    I vote ClaraLou for PM 0)
     
  10. Alice

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    It's all politically correct now Ziggy.
    The waiter and the kitchen assistant have to be addressed as Monsieur. I'm sure it even applies to the virtual help.

    Well, I've used Monsieur to les garcons in the street.
    I was trying to top up my moby in France. I managed to buy one of those bits of paper you get out of a till but it wasn't written in any French that I understood :help:
    I approached a gang of boys in the street doing my damsel in distress bit (that usually works :D) and gave them the Monsieur, Monsieur, would you help me please bit.
    They were kicking each other in the teeth to get the phone and help me. Oh yes, they did top up that moby for me :) problem was they made about 3 calls to whatever premium rate numbers they liked before giving the phone back to me and there was hardly any credit left :(

    Oh well, would you make Monsieur good looking and English speaking Oh and very chivalrous :pala:
     
  11. Phil A

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    NOW i'm excited :D
     
  12. Phil A

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    John, stop basing your votes on people less likely to give you a dead arm than Marley or Melinda:D
     
  13. Phil A

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    Oh, I forgot,

    Andrewh - Secretary for the Aquisition of more Land for cultivation.

    No more grass verges & football pitches with that man in charge.:thmb:
     
  14. Phil A

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    You were lucky to get your phone back Alice s00k

    Will this help ?

    http://www.appbrain.com/app/the-guide-to-chivalry/com.appbookshop.guidetochivalry
     
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    Ziggy, I nominate you as court jester! [​IMG]


    Did you pm Nathan?
     
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