Fantasy - The Object Of Your Desire

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  1. Jenny namaste

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    Sorry - losing the plot here....
    so, the object of your desire is a badger in the bathroom?
    Ziggy - not that desperate surely?
     
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      No, just talking sexy in French :)
       
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        I still love the
        Je t'adore, ma metite poubelle
        I love you, my little dustbin,
        :heehee: :heehee: :heehee:
         
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          wee wee un grand blaireau dans le sans de bain et ok maestro
          If you like that kind of thing :thud:
          is maestro mr? not sure
           
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            I can't do french :sad:
            How about every 80's teenagers dream.....Blondie :blue thumb:
            Teenage boy*
             
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                @Zigs Take note. The dungeons at London say punishable by death...

                dungeon sign (2).jpg
                 
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                  So if you set fire to your own house full of people hiding from the revenue with loads of forged bank notes in their pockets, you'd really be in trouble, especially if you poisoned the well with the ashes and then did a bank robbery with a Badger :yikes:
                   
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                    You would get hung multiple times (they did actually do that!), I won't say what they did after that. Not in a public forum :heehee: but....for a man....OUCH !
                     
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                      Je cannae de piggin francais neither, c'est la vie :runforhills:

                      We had this very conversation in work the other week - Blondie vs Kate Bush :scratch:

                      As gorgeous as Blondie is/was, I have to say I'd have picked Kate every time if I were a lad :imphrt: she has the cutest dimple cheeks :noidea: and did you see her outfit in the Babooshka video?

                      Oh dear, I'm having a girl-crush moment! :spinning:
                       
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                        But what about Blondies mouth?? :love30:
                         
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                          Very nice :love30:....but Kate's dimples :wow: :wow::wow: unbelievable....
                           
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                          Yeah, I suppose. It would be a toss up :snork:
                           
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                            Pet loves: girls like @SharonL :snork:
                             
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                              Of all these smilies to choose from, I dont think there's one for girl crushes!

                              :rolleyespink::whistle::yikes::what::imphrt:
                               
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