FAVOURITE ONE LINERS

A couple more.
1, Earth is full, GO HOME
2, I'm not tense, just terribly,terribly alert
3, You are depriving some village of an idiot

 

The more I see of people, the more I like dogs. [Think this was Dorothy Parker?]

If a thing is worth doing, it's worth doing badly. [My favourite variation]

 

If all else fails - stop using all else !

 

like that one Beefy.

I'M NOT CRAZY, JUST BEEN IN A BAD MOOD FOR 30 YEARS

 

Never beleive anything until it has been offficially denied :D

 

The police never think its as funny as you do :D

 

In the drawing office we used to have a saying:

Never draw that much in the morning, that you can't rub it out in the afternoon! :D

 

DONT WORRY, I FORGOT YOUR NAME TOO

 

Worry is like a rocking chair.....it gives you something to do,but it doesn't get you anywhere! :(

 

If at first you don't succeed-destroy any evidence you ever tried.

 

This one will appeal to the LADIES....

NOT ALL MEN ARE ANNOYING....SOME ARE DEAD!

 

That's not very nice Rossco -but thinking about it .........

 

I know, but better keep in there good books.
here is one for the men, just to keep it fair,

DO THEY EVER SHUT UP ON YOUR PLANET!
OR
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO FLUSH BEFORE YOU GO AWAY

 

What is the cursing flasher supposed to look like?

(Question asked by a clerical assistant on a PC induction course)

 

Five more IQ points and he'd make idiot.