FAVOURITE ONE LINERS

i heard a good one today;
the earth was made round,so that we would not see too far down the road.

 

some more....
okay..okay! i take it back. UNSOD YOU!

you say i'm a bitch like it's a bad thing!

Therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap, you choose!

Sarcasm is just one more service I offer

 

Those who can do those who can't teach

 

I really hate that one!! I was a teacher!! :D

 

Me too

"Those who can't teach, pontificate instead"
:D

 

Or alternatively -

"If you can read this, thank a teacher" :D

 

What does pontificate mean?
I hate people that use big words. :D

 

"Pontificate"

It's a compound word Pete.

From the French - "pont" or bridge and a corruption of the word "defecate" from the latin defaecare.

Appropriately horticultural. In broad terms it means to drop manure from a bridge.

[ 22. April 2006, 08:53 PM: Message edited by: Dave W ]

 

Ah, thanks for that Dave, I'll bear that in mind ......next time I go under a bridge :D

 

Anyway, back to thread.

"He was charged with being in possession of an offensive wife in a public place"

 

"Many a slip twixt cup and lip."

"Your kindness and generosity are only exceeded by your personal charm"!!!

"See one, do one, teach one."
(The one-time credo for surgeons!!)

[ 23. April 2006, 01:30 AM: Message edited by: michaelmasdaisy ]

 

"I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I understand."

 

A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark's on trees, trees are nature, nature's beautiful.

As my tortuous teenager would say.

 

In discussions, Mrs Tortuosa likes to pursue her case to the full extent of English language. :(