Flatulence

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    I can't drink that stuff, it tastes awful, but does help with stomach problems
     
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    Yes!! :redface:
     
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    I know a few people with diverticulitis (me included). We all seem to suffer with gurgling guts, and flatulence.
    I do some right rip snorters in the evening :)
     
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      Natural power assistance to help you into the moves Clue!:snork:
       
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        My party trick seems to be every stair on the way up to bed :snork:
        Could be inspirational to anyone with musical know how. :)
         
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        That's true. This chap uses it for extra thrust/lift, for his 8ft flying kick:
         
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            When I went to collect my prescription yesterday I was chatting to the pharmacist and it tuens out that abdominal pain, frequent visits to the 'smallest room' and indigestion can all be side effects of the eye drops I am having to use for glaucoma. Good news is that apparently I should build tolerance to them and this won't last!!! :phew:
            Thank you all SO much for all your suggestions, really really appreciated!! :grphg:
             
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              Why would eye drops make you visit the front porch Val? :scratch: :rolleyespink: :snork:
               
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