For Sale Or Possible Swap

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  1. Bayleaf

    Bayleaf Gardener

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    God may have created man before woman,
    but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

    Which is the weaker sex?
     
  2. SteveW

    SteveW Gardener

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    Can I have my rib back please [​IMG]
     
  3. Fran

    Fran Gardener

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    ROFL started to laugh at Bayleaf's message, and Steve's response was just beautiful, You both made my evening - thank you.
     
  4. Daisies

    Daisies Total Gardener

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    Amen!
    Please note - man had to have an anaesthetic before he gave birth to woman. Whilst women .....
     
  5. Hannah

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    :D :D :D ROTFL :D :D :D
     
  6. berry

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    [​IMG]

    Seems someone else is in a similar predicament!!

    [​IMG]
     
  7. SteveW

    SteveW Gardener

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    "Darling" says a husband coyly to his wife: "let's swap positions tonight". "What a good idea" she replies, "you stand in front of the ironing board, and I'll sit in front of the TV and fart".
     
  8. Paladin

    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    Steve,
    I think we're out numbered as it is :rolleyes: :D :D
     
  9. Daisies

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    Marley Farley Affable Admin! Staff Member

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