funniest moments in the garden

as you all know tho old gent next door is very bad with his memory he even waters and cuts my grass in the summer and forgets his own . lady imp has just pointed out that we have a load of rubbish old fish bones and weekly household rubbish all over our front lawn and its not ours, my guess is my friend next door was meant to have put the rubbish in his bin and left the newspapers out in a bag for collection . he must have forgot and done it the other way round and the cats have thrown it all over the show.so my first job this morning is to shift it all. ps it stinks good job we love him. i know what will happen i will start movin it and half way through he will come out and say who the hell has done this :D :D

 

Ah bless your little cotton socks Ste I knew you were a big softy, just hope it's dry and wind free up there for you otherwise it will mean anoraks and trainers at the ready for you I'm afraid...good luck.
Helen.xxx.

 

Ste,

Can just imagin the cats dining with a nice bottle of Chianti toboot :D

Never a dull day eh

@ Helen, hi medear

 

cleaned it all up and he didnt have a clue :D :D i was wet through and freezing. oh well at least he watched through the window

 

IMP,

Me thinks maybe he be a wiley fox and does it for a giggle :D either that or he is now completely confused wondering why you put it all there (which you didn't) and then picked it all up again (which you did) :D

 

better when he knocks on and tells me my beer is ready. went twice last week and he had poured a can each time lady imp thinks i put him up to it, honestly as if. but its the best game ive played :D

 

IMP,

Hubby just said wish we had someone like that next door, instead of someone offering poor advice :D

 

:D :D tell him sorry A,C but there is only enuf for me :D :D

 

IMP,

He is licking the screen, sad oh so sad. Sometimes I tie him to the recliner and dangle a bottle of Corona just out of reach, where did i get the idea for that from :D reminds me of a book i once read called 'cruel and unusual'

 

Oh Paula I didn't realise you could be so heartless sometimes :eek:

I wonder how long hubbie goes before his eyes glaze over with a vacant look and a little drool escapes from his mouth?

For goodness sake put the poor guy out of his misery! :D
Helen.xxx.

 

Helen,

I thought the drool escaping from his mouth was normal :eek:

About putting Craig out of his misery:

I tried that a few weeks back, but apparently it's against the law :eek: xxxxx :D

 

I know what you mean Paula but you could always claim insanity! :eek:
Helen.xxx.