Gardeners Pictures

Good looking guys 'n gals on Gardeners' Corner. :D But why so many early shots from long ago? We want to see what you look like now. We have all got a few more lines of wisdom on our brows, a few more pounds on the scales, a few more inches on our waist line, a few more grey hairs... so what? :confused:

 

yes lets see what you all look like for real..my picture was taken this week so i have nothing to hide..you should all be comfortable with your face and body..we have all aged thats life..it happens to everyone.. looks dont count at all its personality and a kind heart that matter the most..

 

Is this what you are all worried about ?

A Timely Warning
> >
> > Most of you have heard of the scare e-mail about the person whose kidneys
> > were stolen while he was passed out. Well read on, because while that
> story
> > was an urban myth, this one is NOT, ITS HAPPENING EVERY DAY.
> >
> > My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was
> just
> > that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's
> > thighs. The new ones were huge and had the texture of porridge!
> >
> > Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for
> years?
> > Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine! I spent the entire
> > summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself
> to
> > living out my life in jeans and lycra tights.
> >
> > Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My backside
> > was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they matched my new rear
> > (although badly attached at least three inches lower than my original) to
> > the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. Now my rear complemented my
> > legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long skirts would stay in
> > fashion.
> >
> > It was two years ago when I realized my arms had been switched. One
> morning
> > I was doing my hair and I watched, horrified but fascinated, as the flesh
> of
> > my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was
> > getting really scary! My body was being replaced one section at a time!
> How
> > clever and fiendish.
> >
> > Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age creeps up, unnoticed (like I'm
> told
> > maturity will one day) No I was being attacked repeatedly and without
> > warning! In despair, I gave up my T-shirts. What could they do to me
> next?
> >
> > At Christmas, my poor neck disappeared more quickly than the turkey it now
> > resembled. That's why I've decided to tell my story. I can't take on the
> > medical profession by myself. Women of the world, wake up and smell the
> > coffee! That really isn't plastic that those surgeons are using. You
> KNOW
> > where they are getting those replacement parts, don't you? Next time you
> > suspect someone has had a face lift look again. Was it lifted from you?
> I
> > think I finally found my thighs, by the way, and I hope Julia Roberts paid
> a
> > really good price for them.
> >
> > This is not a hoax. This is happening to women in every town every night.
> > WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
> >
> > P.S. I must admit though that last year I had a false alarm. I thought
> > someone had stolen my breasts - I was lying in bed and they were gone!
> But
> > as I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been
> hiding
> > in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them safely hidden in my waistband!

xxxx

 

Some of you have shown us photos from the 1970s so this is how I looked then :D ... and now :(

The first photo was taken when I was with a medieval combat group.


The second is now - hat covers balding head, beard going grey, but same frown :(

 

wildflower, that timely warning is so funny!!!!but also so true!!

 

Michaelmasdaisy, are you a whirling dervish?

Hornbeam, you're aging well - better with the cheeks filled out a bit.

Nice one, Wildflower; fortunately at 58 I don't have all those attributes .... yet !!! A recent pic of me on our our website. Oh, I'm the Artist, not the Builder :D :D

 

Nice one wildflower, really like the punchline! :D

OK Hornbeam, but I remember that you said you were ancient!!!!! :D That don't make me feel any better! :D

 

Would you buy a used car from this man??? Most definately. What a lovely open honest face you have DAG!!

Well, can't get more recent than this pic of me! It was taken last night just before I set off for my seventies night!!

Excuse the garden, it's still in it's infancy! You may note that the turf still requires a bit of attention but I have used the suggested climbers!

 

lovely photos..hornbeam..dag and sheppy.. :D

 

Thanks wildflower and sheppy, thats not what my daughters say about me!!!! :D :D

 

:( I keep trying to take my picture for all to sse, but sadly every time I try, this fat old woman gets in the way......I've seen her in mirrors about the house too :(

 

:D :D :D

I know who you mean Liz, and she is the one that keeps buying you cakes and chocolate too! :D

 

The Lady (of Leisure) doth protest, DAG ... it wasn't cakes and chocolates for me as I don't eat them so it must have been the nuts and crisps! :D :D

 

Well, I've put an action picture into another thread - so why not something else up-to-date on this one? Here goes....
That was a few weeks ago, when it was blinking hot!!