Gardening Humour

The worst thing that can happen to a Bat while asleep...........
It gets diarrhoea :eek:

 

Honk if you love peace and quiet! :rolleyes:

 

Auntie Em. Hate you,hate Kansas,taking the dog.
Dorothy.

 

Somebody I know was sweeping the snow away from his path. When asked why he was doing this he said he wanted to clear the snow away before it melted!! (True story :D )

 

What's New..!!
Courduroy Pillows.....They're making headlines

 

:D I can see you had a box of crackers Paladin!

 

Think I came boxed at times :rolleyes: :D

 

By the way...how does Teflon stick to the pan :confused:

 

And what colour does a Smurf turn if you choke one :confused:

 

Are cows with a sense of humour a laughing stock :rolleyes:

 

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if greens smelled as good as bacon!

 

:D And dieting would be sooo much easier, hey jjordie

 

Dieting's not hard - it's just the food that gets in your mouth that's the problem!

 

Fridge pickers wear bigger knickers! :D

 

:D :D Oh yes dalbuie!...I do like that one :D :D