Gardening Humour

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  1. Paladin

    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    "More hay Trigger"?
    "No thanks....I'm stuffed"


    [​IMG]
     
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  2. pete

    pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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    Did they also stuff Roy Rogers?
     
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    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    Only into a box in Sunset Hills Memorial Park California.
     
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    The latest survey states that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. :D
     
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    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    Love may be blind-but marriage is a real eye opener :D
     
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    [​IMG] Success is getting what you want - happiness is wanting what you get! :D
     
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    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    I hate Mondays... :(
    That means I will spend 1/7th of my life being miserable :rolleyes: :D
     
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  8. Paladin

    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    Poor chap next door mistook Daffodil bulbs for shallots when he made the pickles he ate on Xmas day.

    He's still very ill in Hospital......
    But hopes to be out in the Spring!
     
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    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    Bloke went to the Doctors with food all over his clothes and face and his hair was caked in it.
    "What the matter"? asked the Doctor.
    ..."I'm just not eating properly Doc!!"
     
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    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    Actually...I used to be a Doctor...But I ran out of patience!

    :D
     
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    Marley Farley Affable Admin! Staff Member

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    :D :D :D :D Hate to think you didn't have an audience :D :D :D :D

    [ 04. February 2006, 09:57 PM: Message edited by: Marley Farley ]
     
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  12. Nik

    Nik Gardener

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    I've had a long and illustrious career in Show Business. I once managed 10CC, but the police surgeon said that the specimen needed to be a bit bigger.

    :D
     
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    dalbuie Gardener

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    [​IMG]
     
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    [​IMG] Good one dalbuie!
     
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    Daisies Total Gardener

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    Being thin is sitting in the bath not fitting in the bath!!
     
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