Gardening Humour

better to be late in this world than to early in the naxt.

 

i mean nExt

 

Death is Gods way of telling you to slow down

 

Thank You everyone for a lovely evening.

i have spent the evening reading from page 1 to page 14 ,and ive thoughly enjoyed it ,the wit and humour was excelent,everyone was so good ,and Paladin you should be on the telly .

Thank You Sandy

 

:D
I was but Nick Ross and Fiona Bruce were soooo unkind about my photofit,well...I was hurt :( :D

 

True Story;
one summer when i was little i remember one of my brothers hounding my Mother for hot strawberries.not understanding she kept saying we didnt have any."your greedy"he said,"youve got a bowl full in the fridge" when she looked in the fridge with him he triumphantly pointed to the bowl of hot strawberries which were of
course Radishes.


another tale

 

an amazing story my mother once told me is of my aunt Mary preparing Sunday dinner and finding shed ran out of sprouts,so she told uncle Peter,her husband, shed just pop to the shop to buy some.uncle Peter(scowling)told her,dont be silly Mary,theres loads growing in the back garden.later on serving him his dinner,she told him,"Peter,theres not one sprout in that garden and i missed the shop,so youll have to do without!" uncle Peter went to garden and found sprouts thrown all over with holes dug where theyd grown.suffice to say, not a happy man.

 

:D :D She wasn't into gardening then? :D

A bit like the wife telling me not to grow those peas again...she had taken ages to shell the Mange-tout :rolleyes: :D

 

:D

And a tramp ran into the cafe over the road and asked for a fork and ran out again...then another tramp ran in and asked for a spoon and dashed out..then a third tramp ran in and asked for a straw.."What do you want it for asked the owner"..
The tramp running out replied.."Someones been sick on the pavement and all the lumps have gone"

 

Yuk! :D Funny though!

 

And boys!! I have found a great place for an evening out...Women running around practically naked...all you can drink..and only �£1.50!!...

Any one interested??

[ 12. February 2006, 06:46 PM: Message edited by: Paladin ]

 

I know I am going to regret this but

where at?