Gardening Humour

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  1. Paladin

    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    :D Your local swimming pool!! :D :D :D
     
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  2. SteveW

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    Doh!! :D
     
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    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    While we were there I told my pal to put a potato down his trunks and the girls would go wild!!.........They did.....forgot to tell him to put it down the FRONT :eek:
     
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    laughed all day.what a cracker.
     
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    Mummy, daddy and baby balloon. Baby balloon asked his dad if he could sleep in a normal bed instead of his cot. His dad said he could as long as he did not come into bed with him and mummy in the morning. In the morning baby balloon tried to get into bed with his parents but there was not enough room so he let some air out of his dad and some out of his mum still not enough room so he let some out of himself and climbed in. When his dad woke up he was slightly annoyed and said you have let me down, you have let your mother down and worst of all you have let yourself down.
     
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    Welshman gets shipwrecked on a desert island. twenty years later a passing ship spots him. On landing the captain is amazed because he has built a pub, a rugby pitch and two chapels. Why have you built two chapels he asked...well I go to that one there on sunday, and I have nothing to do with the other.
     
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    After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama is still alive". Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in English, in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
    Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a mysterious, brief and perhaps coded message: 370HSSV-0773H

    Bush was baffled, so he emailed it to Condi Rice.
    Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, then to NASA without success, they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help.

    MI-6 cabled the White House:

    "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down!"
     
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    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    :D :D :D :D
     
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    :D Like it dalbuie!!!
     
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    best one yet*****
     
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    Two older ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
    One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For �£5.00 I'd take my clothes off right now and streak through that stupid flower show!"
    "You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a �£5.00 note .

    As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.

    Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

    "What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
    "Why, I won first prize for Best Dried Arrangement." :D :D
     
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    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    :eek: ARGHHH !! :D :D
     
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    :D Don't think in too much detail....!!!!!!! :D :D :D
     
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    Short and sweet this one

    What's A Chicken "Tarka" same as a Chicken Tikka but a little "otter"
     
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