Gardening Humour

Q: What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
A: Take me to your weeder.
:rolleyes:

 

Short and sweet :D :D

 

We all need a good laugh

 

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Great dalbuie especially the fridge magnets!

 

:D :D :D needless to say the boys loved the 2nd & last ones!!!

 

That's quite a combination !! :D

 

Just tumbled that one Pal

 

Why did the hedgehog cross the road.

To see his flat mate.

 

:D :( :D

 

Found this on a Joke website:


The frog went unnoticed in the milk shake
because it blended in so well!

YUK!

 

:D :D :D

 

What did Cave men call the one eyed Dinosaur?

A Jathinkesaurous!.............

 

Been surfin' again -

BLACK & WHITE
This was written by a black guy in Texas.. What a great sense of humor .

When I born, I black,
when I grow up, I black,
when I go in sun, I black,
when I cold, I black,
when I scared, I black,
when I sick, I black,
and when I die, I still black.

You white folks....
when you born, you pink,
when you grow up, you white,
when you go in sun, you red,
when you cold, you blue,
when you scared, you yellow,
when you sick, you green,
when you bruised, you purple,
and when you die, you gray.
So who you callin' colored folk's ???


:rolleyes:

 

web page some funny items here to many to list