Gardening Humour

Beefy, clicked onto 'web page' but all I got was a load of bumper stickers! :confused:

 

Its whats written on the stickers jjordie, which is the funnie :D

 

More jokes, please! Missing my daily laugh

 

Hope this doesn't offend anyone, but it did make me laugh!
It will take at least three weeks to get Gene Pitney a coffin made from oak, but only 24hours from balsa :D

 

Has anyone else heard several of the jokes and one liners on Radio 2 the day after they were posted on here..?

 

Perhaps somebody on GC sends them in to Radio 2? :D :D :D

 

Reckon so...C'mon then somebody...own up!

 

Bulbs are up at last!

 

Thats what we need something to LIGHTEN up our day........

 

I've just found a new smiley site! :D

 

let's see someone trying to put that on radio 2!

 

Lads...the next time she asks..."Does my bum look big in this"?
Just say.."Yeah!..you've got a fat a**e"!!!!!

Bet her reply will have you in stitches :D

 

Message from 'errr indoors' (the only true gardener?)

Mrs DAG is soooo impressed,
Paladin, you did not rest.
What exotic bulbs you grew,
OK, so there were only two.
I'm very sorry that I thought
You weren't doing what you ought,
I thought 'you lot' just sat and played,
seems I 'woz' right..., I'm afraid!
:D

 

:D :D
Mrs Dag,like Mrs Pal you just don't understand
We have to talk to find out what..
To do upon our land.
Sometimes things get so intense
we need our laughs and chats..
'fraid Mrs Pal' just rolls her eyes and calls us silly prats!
:D

 

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