Gardening Humour

And I thought that's what you made those stone planters for? :D :D :D

Ah no, forgot the drainage holes in the bottom!

 

:D ...DAG,...They are PLANT pots!...not **** pots! :D

 

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:D Just ask elainefiz...Imagine carrying a stone planter to the hen coop! :rolleyes:

 

Well that's quite a picture, and what about you trying to find a stone planter in your van? :D :D :D

 

I thought there would always be toilet facilities on allotments.....perhaps its assumed that only officers do the gardening?

 

I know we all love greenery and other onganisms...but isn't this a bit over the top?

 

3am this morning I was woken by a knock on the door.
I answered it to a bloke who asked"Couldn't give us a push mate"?
I told him "At this time ??.. B****r off,and bother somebody else"
Went back to bed but my misses said she thought I was a bit harsh as a fellow had helped me push my car a few days ago!
So..I went down ,opened the door and shouted into the darkness,..."Hey mate...do you still want a push"?
"Yes please,that would be great" came the reply
"Where the heck are you?..I can't see a thing"

"Over here.....on the swing"................. :D

 

Love it............

 

Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.

Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

Germinate: To become a naturalized German.

Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.

:D

 

Announced today "WATER FOUND ON MARS" :D :D :D

 

Very funny Beefy! :D


A newbie to computers and forums was asking for help
(not anybody from GC I hasten to add)
and as a postscript said "By the way - what does BTW mean?" :D





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mmm..... sounds like a question i would ask :rolleyes:

 

Sophie Ellis Bexter was found head butted to death late last night.

Apparently it was MURDER ON ZINDANE'S FLOOR :D