Gardening Humour

:D :D
That's quite a claim!!! Shame the ex hubby didn't have the same slogan!!!!! :D :D :D

 

oh Rich that's a cracker!!!!! My other half thinks it just me!

 

In a bus full of people, a woman approaches a seated passenger: "excuse me, could I seat down? I am expecting!" The gentleman frees his seat promptly, he then asks: _ Really, one could have never guessed....since how long are you expecting? - Since ten minutes. But I did get very tired!

 

Thank you, mirafores, as I have not seen this before but have had a really good laugh! Thanks.

 

Mr Whale is swimming about the ocean singing to himself, (whale meat again, for those of you who rememeber Vera Lynne. I remember my granny telling me about her). When he comes across Mr Octopus, hello Mr Octopus he says,How are you today? Not very well, says Mr Octopus. I`m sorry to hear that says Mr Whale why dont you come with me and I will look after you. Thank you Mr Whale says Mr Octopus I will do that. So they swim around for a few days until they come across Mr Shark. Hello Mr Shark says Mr Whale I hope you are well and heres the sick squid I owe you. David.

 

ah thats bad daitheplant

 

where is my cactus....
oh no....



source: alice.it

 

you want the pearl...come and get it!
source: alice.it

 

On a radiator repair garage:
"Best place to take a leak."

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Three men sitting in a sauna: A yank, a jap and an irishman. A beeping sound is heard. The yank presses his arm and the beeping stops. 'That was my pager', he says, 'i have a microchip in my arm'. Then later on a phone rings. The jap puts his fingers to his ear. 'That was my mobile, i have a microchip in my hand.' Not to be outdone, the irishman goes to the toilet, and comes back with toilet paper hanging from his backside. The other two point and stare at him and point. The irishman says, 'Oh bejesus will you look at that! I'm getting a fax through'


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I like :D

 

If Adam and Eve would have been chinese, they would have eaten the snake!