Gardening Humour

How do you kill a Circus ?


Go for the Juggler !

 

Good one - reminds me of a little lady from the East End (of London) who always used to crack me up by saying how someone she knew was killed by being stabbed in the "jungle vein"!

 

Another one on mis-use of words:

:D Little lad I knew used to say when he got himself a glass of water- 'I'm going to crunch my first'. :D

 

Just one more :-

What do you call newly married spiders?


-Newlywebs :rolleyes:

 

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I'm too young to remember this

 

"Doc" I can't stop singing "the green green grass of home", "that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome" "is it common?" -- "its not unusual!"
sorry! I just had to :D

 

:D Like it Dalbuie

 

I dread to think what it was before you edited it MF!!!

 

Two cows standing next to each other in a field,Daisy said to Dolly "I was artificially inseminated this morning" "I dont believe you" said Dolly " "its true,staight up, no bull!" :rolleyes:

 

DALBUIE!

 

Sorry was that one a bit too rude

 

I've heard worse in my life Dalbuie, but I wouldn't print them! :rolleyes:

[ 01. September 2005, 07:20 PM: Message edited by: jjordie ]

 

Whats grandad got thats pink and wrinkled ?


grandma.