Gardening Humour

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  1. Paladin

    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?


    A stick :rolleyes:


    bfn
     
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    Daisies Total Gardener

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    [​IMG]
     
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  3. berry

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    Found this when looking for an avatar.

    [​IMG]

    :rolleyes: Reminds me of a frequent visitor.
     
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    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    :D :D
     
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    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    ??I'm stuck on a crossword clue..."Heavily laden postman". :confused:
    Any ideas. :D :D

    [ 10. September 2005, 08:59 AM: Message edited by: Paladin ]
     
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    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    No,need more information?

    Here's another.
    What's the difference between in laws and out laws?
    Out laws are wanted ;)
     
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    pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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    At the risk of sounding daft, (somehow I know I'm gonna regret this) Whats all this about a postman, yes need more info. :rolleyes:
     
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    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    Well,5 across,Heavily laden postman. I'm stuck!
    What info do you need? ;)
     
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    pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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    Thats not much more info. I'm stuck aswell :confused:
     
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    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    Reckon you've heard it Pete :D
     
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    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    O.K.enough's enough.
    Reply to question.....How many LETTERS.
    Answer...... bl**dy hundreds!!!

    [ 13. September 2005, 07:49 PM: Message edited by: Paladin ]
     
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    :D :D Got it, sorry, slow on the uptake [​IMG]
     
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    equally slow
     
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    pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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    You know, it never occured to me to ask "how many letters" :D

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    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    Why have you got those rabbits on your head baldy?
    Well,from a distance they look like hares! :rolleyes: [​IMG]
     
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