Gardening Humour

Howler that George Bush made in a speech:

It's strange that the French don't have a word for 'entrepreneur'

and this man is in charge of America! :confused:

[ 11. October 2005, 09:32 AM: Message edited by: jjordie ]

 

During the Summer I said to the wife
"Darling,it's too hot to wear clothes,what do you think the neighbours would think if I mow the lawn naked"?

"Probably that I married you for your money"

 

JJordie, that man is in charge of the most powerfull country in the world.........frightning aint it. :D

 

Can anyone spot the Red Indian on any British Bank note??

 

NO, I cant, but i've got a feeling I'm gonna wish I hadn't said that. :D

 

:D CHIEF CASHIER. :D

 

:D :D :D :rolleyes:

 

Tulips...face it! We've all got them.

 

And one for jjordie.

If you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter.....Do you get pumpkin pi? :D

 

Well, looks like you do get pi Paladin, well I did, and it tasted yummee (recipe provided by Sewer Rat).

[ 16. October 2005, 04:26 PM: Message edited by: jjordie ]

 

My my.. that looks very nice

 

Tell me,if a man is alone in the garden and speaks,and there is no woman to hear him...Is he still wrong :confused:

 

I'm surprised you even ask that question Paladin as you know the answer!

 

:D Thought so!!

Thought I'd have a go at a rock garden....
Last week three of them died :(

 

:D <pat pat> really men are very useful so walk tall where would we be without you :D