Gardening Humour

Old King Cole loved cabbage so much he decreed his people eat it daily.It was to be shredded and mixed with sliced carrots and mayonnaise.....
This was known as Cole's Law :rolleyes:

 

Larry La Prise died this year, the man who wrote "The Hokey Cokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.It was when they put his left foot in that the trouble really started... :rolleyes:

 

Whats small,red and whispers?
A hoarse radish :D

 

Good one Paladin

 

Coles law...you missed the onion silly.....

 

OH...never knew that! we don't chuck that in here.


Don't press your luck!
Never iron a four leaf clover

 

Paladin, have you got a book of all these witty replies? Go on own up.

 

Over the years I have noted down jokes,stories and wind ups I have been the victim of or just overheard. Even general conversation can throw up unintendid puns etc: and I toyed with the idea of putting together a book. So yes,I hold my hands up and admit it pete.
Mind you, there are many I couldn't post

 

What grows with it's root upwards,lives in the winter and dies in the summer?

An icicle

 

Paladin, now we know!
(thought you might have been the one that 'borrowed' Bob Monkhouse's joke books a few years ago).
But great idea to do a book - humour is always great.

 

Well,I always weigh up my options...especially when I've got no choice :D

 

You just dont stop, do you?
Interesting about writing a book though, not a bad idea.

[ 22. October 2005, 08:02 PM: Message edited by: pete2255 ]

 

It's one of those"If only I had the time" jobs.

By the way,I just got a new car for the wife.......Great swap

 

:rolleyes:

 

Last one for the weekend :(

There are three kinds of people....
Those that can count,and those that can't :confused: