Gardening Humour

The wife chose this one!

Grow your own dope
Plant a man :(

 

At the risk of sounding like a misandrist, I'd go with that one!!

 

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. After a bit of small talk and while resuming the journey the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally. "What's in the bag?" asked the woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for a moment then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder said, .........."Good trade."

 

a while ago my lips were a bit sore so i rubbed some cream on.a bit later i kissed my boyfriend.a bit later he sat up a bit pale and asked if he looked alright are my lips blue they feel numb i think i might be going to have a heart attack!i cracked up.

 

Be nice to your kids..They'll be choosing your nursing home :(

 

Whenever we go away on holiday our son says 'Spending some more of our inheritance?'.

He says he 's only joking (I hope!).

 

You know you're getting on a bit when....
you talk about good grass and you're on about your lawn

[ 26. October 2005, 07:59 PM: Message edited by: Paladin ]

 

Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing on world affairs.
He concludes by saying: "...and yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident'

"OH MY GOD!" the President exclaims. "Oh God, NO! That's just terrible!"

His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion.
They watch nervously as the President of the worlds only remaining super-power sits, head in hands.


Finally, the President - visibly shaken, looks up and asks..........
''Just how many is a Brazillion??!'

 

I could almost believe that story!

 

There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

 

:( ... :D

 

Boycott shampoo!!
Demand Real poo

 

If you're a gardener you could call yourself a plant manager.

 

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name!

 

I like that one Paladin, you can use that on anyone you like. :D :D :D