Gardening Humour

Sorry Rich I dont get that one :D

 

Whenever I feel blue I start breathing again!

:eek:

 

:D :D

Make it idiot proof and someone is bound sure to become a better idiot!

 

Dust is mud with the juice squeezed out!

 

Practice safe eating - always use condiments

 

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a ghost.?
A poultry-giest!

 

Sometimes I wake up grumpy-Other times I let her sleep

 

Men are like fine wine - they all start out like grapes and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with!

 

Well while we are on the subject:-
How do you keep your husband from reading your E mail?... re name the mail folder to instruction manual :D

 

Just one more!
why are men like placemats?
they only show up when there is food on the table! :D

 

Like that one Paladin! Not a lot, but I like it!!!

 

Another man basher..

Few women admit their age,few men act theirs

 

You know you're getting on when...
your ears are hairier than your head :(

 

Just found some Serene Japanese Computer Messages which you might like.

1. The web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.
2. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent and reboot. Order shall return.
3. Program aborting. Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much
4. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No-one hears your screams.
5. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
6. Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
7. Stay the patient course. Of little worth your ire. The network is down.
8. A crash reduces your expensicve computer to a simple stone.
9. Threee things are certain: Death taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred.
10. You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not there.
11. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.
12. Having been erased, the document you'r seeking must now be retyped.
13. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen! Mind! both are blank.

Fran

 

Like it Fran