Geezers 'Pet Hate' thread

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  1. NorthantsGeezer

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    Shoppers who walk around a supermarket pushing a trolley. Load it up again with bags at the checkout. Push it out to the car. Then can't be bothered to walk 15 yards or less to push it into a trolley bay!
    Yes, brilliant. Just leave it to roll into other peoples cars, and damage them. Lazy and inconsiderate!
     
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      And drivers in supermarket car parks, who somehow manage to drive all the way to the supermarket, then suddenly forget how to drive AND go blind the instant their front wheels cross the threshold between public road and supermarket car park.
       
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        The shoppers who hold a family reunion in the middle of an isle, oblivious to others who try to squeeze through.
         
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          People who drive to fast in country single track lanes, but will slow down for horses but not for humans
           
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            Why doesn't the volume of my turn signal rise in lock step with my radio?

            I wouldn't find out that Led Zeppelin or Santana had drowned out my forgetfulness to shut the thing off after changing lanes...that would save me the embarrassment of noticing it long after I looked like a silly old cow :heehee:
             
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              If I was driving behind you or in front of you and you'd left an indicator on, I'd alternate my indicators. You'd think, what's that plonker doing? Has he gone mad? What a crazy driver. Then you'd realise what I was trying to tell you, and then you'd have the added embarrassment of having mocked the person that was trying to alert you to your blunder:)
               
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                When you're listening to such good music as above Lori, who cares about the indicator (turn signal), it can wait! :heehee:
                 
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                  The ones who don't signal when they turn left or right, or those that signal right and turn left or those turning right and signalling to the left:wallbanging::coffee::snork:
                   
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                    .....And those that pull out in front of you and make you brake when there is an empty road behind you. They then turn off at the next turning, without indicating. Grrrr!
                     
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                      People like the fellow I had this morning, ranting and raving at me because he couldn't wait all of 40 seconds to get into a petrol station in his van.......

                      On my way to work, there is road that has two lanes at a signalised crossroads, and a petrol station is on the left. This is the 'side' entrance to the petrol station with the main entrance and exit being on the road that runs off left at the crossroads. The left lane of the two is turn left and straight ahead, the right hand lane is to turn right.

                      Approaching the traffic lights, they change to red and I was the fourth or fifth vehicle back from the lights, waiting to turn right. A van appears out of the road I am turning right into, then sits with his right indicator on wanting to turn right into the petrol station. The rear of my car and the nose of the car behind me are blocking his turn into the petrol station, so he starts gesticulating at the guy in the car behind - - he reverses back a bit (not much, as he too had cars behind him), and I nudged forward but had no more than six inches to spare. Matey boy in the van now starts on me - apparently, I was a useless something or other and also into self-pleasure..... Oh, and I can't drive for toffee as well (funny that, last I looked I had a licence that says I can drive something the size of a small house down the road...)

                      He starts to turn until the middle of his van was all but touching my rear bumper, and then his second brain cell must have fired up, as he got louder and the van started rocking back and forth. The lights went green and I moved off, and he entered the petrol station, still ranting and raving.

                      Now, a few things that I simply cannot fathom out:

                      - If he was in such a rush, why not continue ahead at the lights and turn left into the petrol station, into the entrance that was visible and marked from the road he was coming out of? Why turn left to get to the obscured side entrance?

                      - Given that I was already sat in the queue for the lights when he turned left into the road I was in, did he expect me to have telepathy and know he was coming and wanted into the petrol station?

                      - With a queue of cars on my left, who incidentally were also trying to jiggle a few inches here and there in reaction to his rants, cars in front and cars behind, just where did he suggest I put my car?

                      - And, lastly, is 40 seconds really such a long time in a builder's schedule? Is the reason that they never turn up on time actually due to them being delayed by such a horrendous amount of time at petrol stations?
                       
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                        Fat Controĺler, I wish I could have rated, agree and then funny, because your closing comment made me smile but I also agree with your dislike.

                        If you see him again, please give tell him to come back to Toronto, as he is our road ambassador and people might get confused by our improvement in road manners and think maybe they are lost.:heehee:
                         
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                          Why don't you move the petol station

                          Were i used to work we had lots of polish drivers coming in and some couldn't go backwards, the shed covers 5 acres big yard in front so all they had to do is get there lorry straight with the doorways and back in :wallbanging: but some couldn't do that, so we always would go to them and say "stay where you are and we're move the shed for you" :whistle::snork:
                          Bye the way i had to do it 50+ times aday and i only hit the doorway once :mad::snork::):rolleyespink::nonofinger::whistle::dunno::help::th scifD36: but i think the other staff members made the doorways smaller that day
                           
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                            My hate of the day:

                            Why does my phone always insist that I install the latest updates to Twitter? I have never used twitter, and never will. And, I can't even remove the stupid app from my phone because apparently it's a system app.
                             
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                              That would drive me nuts too @clueless1......and on a similar note. Websites that tell me I have to go to Facebook for further information and I have to abandon what I wanted because I can't get the info any other way. Can't this world exist without blasted Facebook and does that world also think that we will be forced to 'join up' to get the info we want. Never! :wallbanging:
                               
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                                Went to a new tool shop today, they insisted on taking my details for the receipt. Then asked me if i'd like to be informed of any offers. I said no, so if they send me anything i'll spam them to death :paladin:
                                 
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