Good news day

What is the difference between a golf ball and a Skoda?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards!

 

-Skodas now come with airbags. The instructions say "In case of accident, start blowing"

 

-Theres a new 16 valve Skoda - 12 in the radio and 4 in the engine!

woooo hooooo I got a 5/5 ill shurrup now

 

10 year old Ardbeg malt.... wooooooooooow..

 

3 out of 5

 

Thanks for the larf. have a drink on me

 

10 years old my goodness didnt they have anything newer :eek: Ask for a reduction as its passed its sell by date

 

Liquid gold my dear, liquid gold.

 

Tweaky bottles pocheen and labels it as jonny walker blue label

 

i thougth it was put a mars bar in the glove box :D

whats the MPG like around town ?

 

Spud they NEVER get round town

 

We had an old skoda, many moons ago cost us £200 lasted us 18 months, went to Wales in it many times. I think we had our money's worth.:D:D 02