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  1. KT53

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    At school assembly we used to sing "While shepherds washed their socks by night, all seated round the tub, an angel of the Lord came down, and taught them how to scrub". Deeply religious lot we were.:biggrin:
     
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      We three kings of orient are
      One in a taxi, one in a car
      One on a scooter blowing his hooter
      Going to Potters Bar
       
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        Good King Wenceslas looked out of his bedroom window
        Silly bu**er he fell out on a red hot cinder
        Brightly shone his b*m that night though the frost was cruel
        Then a poor man came in sight and said "you silly foo-ool"
         
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          Last line was followed by Ringo Star in the version I remember, goes back to a certain time.:smile:
           
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            We must have been very irreverent :)
             
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              We three kings of Liverpool are
              John in a taxi
              Paul in a car George on a scooter
              blowing his hooter
              Followed by Ringo Starr

              That was our version
               
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                pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                We used to go to a church for a carol concert at Christmas time with the school.
                They Knocked it down to build a shopping centre.
                Is that irreverent.:biggrin:
                 
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                  My OH’s calendar.
                   
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                    You are making a big assumption that it from the internet and from AI.
                    If you have access to a different number or alternative "Bethelem Israel" please share.
                    Also note neither myself nor the New Testament refers to snow at the time of the birth of Jesus which was almost certainly not in December.
                     
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                    Highly unlikely to have snow if the temps were that high too!

                    Yes @Little_Weed - I remember the Beatles version of that, but I couldn't remember all the words. I think we sang # We three Beatles of Orient are...' but it ended with 'Following Ringo Starr'. :)
                     
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                      Santa is Quitting

                      T'was the night before Christmas,
                      Old Santa was p.ssed
                      He cussed out the elves and threw down his list
                      Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks,
                      I have a good mind to scrap the whole works
                      I've busted my ass for damn near a year
                      Instead of "Thanks Santa" what do I hear?

                      The old lady bitches cause I work late at night
                      The elves want more money - the reindeer all fight
                      Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
                      Donner is pregnant and Blitzen has AIDS

                      And just when I thought that things would get better
                      Those .ssholes from the Revenue sent me a letter
                      They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny
                      Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus money?

                      And the kids these days - they all are the pits
                      They want the impossible ...Those mean little sh.ts
                      I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
                      Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
                      I made a ton of yo yo's - No request for them
                      They want computers and robots...Am I IBM?

                      Flying through the air...dodging the trees
                      Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
                      I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment
                      I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment
                      There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason
                      I found me a blonde.. I'm going SOUTH for the season!!
                       
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                        In my art group they asked what I was doing for Christmas and I said I'd be pottering in my greenhouse and shed.
                        The looks of horror that came on their faces was a picture :heehee:
                        What do they expect me to do ? Sit in the house watching rubbish on the tv and eating food I don't want or like and getting more bored by the minute ?? ... I don't think so !

                        And I don't know why relations ask me to visit them. I don't see them the rest of the year, and if I was to see them at all I'd rather do it in the summer when it's warmer and lighter and easier to get about.
                        They'll probably phone, but I won't hear it ring if I'm pottering in the greenhouse or shed !

                        I'll be phoning my friend though, or she'll phone me but that's all.
                         
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                        • KT53

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                          I'm not making as assumption, big or small. When I did an internet search for "Does it snow in Bethlehem?" one of the first in the list was "Visit the Holy City of Bethlehem The average snowfall in Bethlehem, Israel is around 530mm every year." That is quite simply wrong.
                           
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                          But the assumption is that I used the internet rather than a book.
                          Also how do you know it's wrong are you a long term resident of Bethlehem?
                           
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