Have You Ever

No but I have had my pinched by the same sex eek!!

have you ever opened your neighbours mail deliberatly n pretended it was a mistake

 

whoops,yes

have you ever shut a door on someones fingers

 

yeh

have you ever trapped somones long hair in the car door then driven off

 

no but lady imp got her dress stuck in car door ..i was to chicken to drive off:D

have you ever realised that you had run out of toilet paper but it was too late:thumb:

 

No no no! Unwanted water maybe!

Have you ever made love outside, with the possibility of being caught?

 

Oooh, not sure what happened there, sorry intermiplants.....answer = too many times!

Same question:

Have you made love out of doors, with the chance of being caught?

 

:D Of course...

Have you ever lied to help a mate and so dropped yourself in the ****e?:eek:

 

yes:thumb:
have you ever started a game then realised one had already started:lollol::lollol:honest answers please

 

Have you ever wondered why a wrong number is never engaged?????????

 

why does the phone ring whenever my bum touches down on the loo seat?

 

Because they are watching you through the loo window with high powered zoom lens!

 

s00kfull moon