Have You Ever

No! I only get great presents

Have you ever given a gift - that is actually something of yours, picked from the cupboard - because you forgot about a birthday/christmas etc?

 

Hands up, yes I have, I am afraid.........


Have you ever forgotten a meeting and only remembered a bit later?

 

NO. I am always early for meetings so I can changed everones names around before the guest speaker gets there
Have you been on the bus to work only to look down and find you are wearing ODD shoes?

 

No, but I have tried to go to work with my Uggs on the wrong feet :o

Have you ever gone to work/uni etc on a Bank Holiday? (I tried many times when it was the Queen's Anniversary/Birthday! :o )

 

I always go to work on a Bank Hol. I work in retail.boo hoo :(

Ok how many of you have used he opposite sex loo's in a public place cos yours was full?

 

*hugs*

Of course - they have cubicles, don't they! :D

Have you ever been so drunk that you have no idea what you'd been up to? :confused:

 

no idea.. i was drunk

Have you ever been drunk or sober and tried to pick a party popper cardboard disc up thinking it was money

 

They didnt have cubicles in the one i went in .... oops

 

You used a urinal?! :eek:

Yes I have, all the time :o

Have you ever glued a coin to the floor to watch people try and pick it up?

 

Lets just say thats how I took up yoga

Glued money to the floor.. Heavens its lucky to get out of my purse

Have you ever put the bag of cat litter scrapings by the front door meaning to put it in the bin but the charity man got to it before you had the chance to.

 

ROFL No, but I have taken a bag of used cat litter out with me in my bag :o

Have you ever accidentally stood in a pet bowl while it still had food in there?

 

No. Much worse than that. Have you ever walked home (I was drunk) bare foot cos your feet were killing only to find a dog log squidging through your toes..
It was a ****** getting my tights off I can tell you.

Have you ever put a really expensive mascara between 2 of those coke bottles that have cling film stuff keeping them together and forgot it was there when you got to the checkout...Sorry ASDA

 

eeew!

No but I did inadvertently steal SP cat litter LOL (poor Asda!)

Have you ever eaten something really awful at a friend's house and had to struggle to get it down?

 

Yes, and worse, sit with a polite smile on my face whlst kicking son under table to stop his disgusted face-pulling!

Have you ever kept guests waiting because you've miss-timed the cooking completely?

 

yes...:thumb:

have you ever hit or just slightly bumed another car and kept stum and drove off....:eek: