Have You Ever

accidentally yus
have you ever driven a car without oil in it ??:o

 

Yes, but not for very long LOL

Have you ever been on a beach somewhere hot (Cyprus, Jamaica etc) and used ONLY oil as sunscreen?

 

yeh while lying on a sheet of tin foil :(

have u ever dropped food on the floor and still served it ?

 

yeah-occasionally dropped it on purpose!

This is a bad one-have you ever put something in someones food or drink that you shouln`t have? ( I don`t mean rohypnol, I mean laxatives or summat)

 

pops you never :eek: did you ? lol

I put a toffee snake in a cream cake and scared the life outts my sister :o it was bright green.

have you ever "farted" and blamed it on the dog/kids/hubby?

 

`Fraid so Nut. There was a time I despised my little brother and I am afraid I put some of the stuff in his mushy peas.


I have always tried to blame others for my sneaky wet ones but they always found me out!!


Have you ever followed through in public?

 

Nope but I know a bloke who did ...dopey sod

ever glued your fingers or any other body part together?

 

Yes - I glued my face to the wall for a laugh...2hours later I wasn't laughing

Have you ever got so drunk you couldn't even remember your own name?

 

Hahahahahahahha Kalmia .... NO

Have you ever answered the phone and because you didnt want to talk to the person pretend it was faulty by shouting can you hear me then puttin the phone down?

 

no:D but the wife has walked in whilst i was getting friendly with the mother in law:D:D...

have you ever drove through a big puddle in the road and drenched someone walking...i do it all the time:thumb:

 

No, never done that.

Have you ever complained to the screeching kids Mum to get the kids under control.

 

Hi Shobna,

Yes I have-"That thing needs a leash when you take it outside" to a witch whose son had just kicked my daughter in the face at a park. I was being dragged off her by my Hubby at the time. Apparently my daughter should have been somewhere else.

Have you ever had a real fist fight as an adult. (Not shoving and pushing outside a club-a real one)