Hey! Teacher, Leave Those Kids Alone!!!!

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  1. shiney

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    I don't think that most of them are wanting to cut out all reference to male and female but only when the subject could be either. Unfortunately the idiots take things too far.

    I had this problem many years ago when I proposed and helped get a woman elected to be chairman of an organisation that I help to run. In a meeting she objected to me calling her Chairman so I said that I would be quite happy to call her Madam Chairman if she wished. She didn't like that either. She said that I could call her Chair and I replied that I would do so only if she had four legs made of wood. We agreed that I would call her Helen. :snork:

    And don't get me started on blackboards!!! :loll:
     
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      What a load of small balls!

      ps; I apologise for the use of the word small balls but try as I might I could not think of a gender neutral alternative :heehee:
       
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        I tried to tell people I was an "It" after my hystersomething many years ago... then I got menarpaws and totally messed things up with female cur behaviour to destroy any hope of being gender neutral. Hys .... Men...... then ... thank glod I took up gardening. :) What a great "time out" to return to ladylike, ish behaviour well maybe.
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        Now I have biceps like ahnold....and thighs that could crush you like a peanut .. can shift things ala earthquake

        whatever.. :snorky:
         
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          :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:

          But do you have small balls? (As has happened in @longk 's post) the GC automatic censor doesn't allow the appropriate word :snork: but it begins with b and ends with cks with repeated letters in the middle :thumbsup:)
           
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            Heehee it sounds as though you're built like a Lori :)
             
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              That's a good one :dbgrtmb: :snorky:
               
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                One has one's moments...about once every twenty years ;)
                 
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                  They should focus more on students spelling! :shakehead:
                   
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                    First the teachers need to be able to spell proper like! :whistle: :heehee:
                     
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