How many forum members does it takes to Change A Light bulb ?

Spud show Pops the one you showed me.. youve got overalls on to the waist and your carrying two Pirelli Tyres ;-)

 

i tel u what u send me a pic of u with ur top off an ill send u one of me

:D cant blame a bloke fer trying either can ya :o

 

Is that one before the babies or after?

 

Spud im telling mr pops what you just sed EEK!

 

i dont mind :D

 

I`ll think about it-but it`s hardly a fair swap.

 

lightbulbs can be very dangerous!

 

How many women with PMT does it take to change a lightbulb?

ONE OK JUST FLAMIN ONE!!!!!!!

 

hahaha :D

 

and what is more they do not have to be suffering from PMT....it's like toilet rolls it is only women who know how to change them and where to find the spares..........no no arguments men you know it's true and you never intend to find out where the spares are kept either do you? :p

 

Moyra...your being unfair to us men....Firstly, the toilet roll should be fitted opposite the way women fit it....ie. with the tissue hanging from the back and not the front.

Secondly...Toilet rolls are kept in the airing cupboard, so a new one is warm on your bits and peaces. The spare, behind the bowl for emergencies.

In addition..a bottle of bleach is in the bog just to remove smudges incase non invited visitors arrive unexpectedly. heh,heh.:thumb:

 

No Tweaky, I was perhaps being unfair to you but I was generalising. There is always one that breaks the mold!! :D

 

Ehm well, back tothe original post, that is sooo hilarious and sooo true!!! :D

 

:D:DI liked the original very much, the 'afters' weren't too bad either:thumb: Missed this you know, what a laaarf I'm having.:D


cheers

 

:confused:Errr Tweaks, I prefer the loo roll to hang down the front....:o

And if you will forgive me for asking..Why do members browse invisibly ? I often see the numbers listed as in the forum do not match visible screen names.