Must add my bit Marge and say I love it too - hilarious and so true!!! So sad we haven't got a cat now but o/h is not too good on his feet and so it's really not practical to have a pet
I wish mine would not have this annoying habit of waking up at , say 3 o'clock, wandering over to the bed and giving me a reassuring lick right across my face. Its a bit of a shock when you are deep asleep. Or sticking her head under the duvet and sticking her nose right in the groin area....ouch!
Last night at 4.30am (I was still up so no bother was caused) I had a small bat brought in by Jessica as a present. He was so proud!!! Picked it up and made its acquaintance before releasing into the night. It wasn't hurt.