In need of inspiration....

never tried it Nathan, solitaire is about as far as I go with card games..... but why not? :D

 

This one's true
A P5 boy arrived in the school office one lunch break with a tale regarding another boy who had pinched a rather sensitive part of his anatomy. The perpetrator of the alleged assault was summoned and I asked the victim to repeat his allegations.
"He pinched my pen-s" said boy one, who had obviously absorbed what he had been taught about human anatomy.
The accused whose vocabulary was somewhat more limited looked shocked and replied-
"I didn't. I never touched his peanuts. I never stole anything"
I found it very difficult to keep a straight face

 

That's a classic!!!! :D :D :D

 

Dave W, I do hope you are keeping a record of all these gems ... because they are priceless! You are giving me a really good chuckle ... no, this morning I was in tears!

 

sorry to hear that your out off action my advice would be take it easy and write up some plans for when your able to action them later on take care

 

thanks for that, UTBG!