ITS Raining..!!

Overcast & windy here is sunny Rhyl. I,m on hols but praying for a little bit of the wet stuff.

 

monkeying around!

 

Hi shiney, I think it is a Matell-ous monkey not a Colobus :D

 

you are rude but I like you

 

Oh, he's a right sweetie pie, Shiney, and where did you take his photo? ... ha, I typed Smiley again and had to change! Why Shiney anyway?

 

Why was my post deleted ?

Poor form, very poor!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_erectus

[ 04. August 2006, 04:38 PM: Message edited by: Banana Man ]

 

Good new avatar, BM! I hope Shiney's doesn't get jealous! :D

 

There is an answer of course. Move to Manchester. We have had rain this week and there is no hosepipe ban.

It is not called Godchester for nothing!

 

First Class barbaraanne !!! I thought Manchunians were shy ?

What do you call a load of Manchunians in a filing cabinet ........

SORTED!

Please unleash the Essex Jokes

Welcome barbaraanne :D :D :D

BM

 

What do you call a Mancunian wearing a suit?
The accused.(I'm a manc born and bred, so no irate messages please!)
Essex girl driving to work. Notices the truck in front is dropping stuff from the back. At the lights she gets out and speaks to the driver 'Hi, my names Michelle, I'm driving behind and I can't help but notice that you're shedding your load.' At this, the lights change and the truck driver moves off without saying a word! After a few miles, at another set of lights the same thing happens. Again the truck driver ignores her and pulls away.
After several more miles of things dropping on her car, Michelle again takes action. She gets out of her car and approaches the drivers window at the next set of lights.
'Hello again. I don't think you heard me.My names Michelle; I'm driving behind and you're dropping your load on my car.'
At this the truck driver turns to her and says, 'My names Dave and I'm driving a gritter' :D :D
:D

 

Nice one Windy!!!!!!!!!!

 

Need a new keyboard just spat my coffee all over it, first class. :D

Ok then Windy from Manc...

What do you call a manchunian with a degree in science?

A cheat! :eek: :eek: :eek:

 

:D :D :D :D
What do you call an Essex boy with an IQ of 155?

Unlikely :D :D