Latest moan from me and you!!!

Canadian lobster - £5 at Iceland.
They must have been inhumanely farmed to generate a "profit" at that price.
SHAME ON YOU CANADA

 

I think you will find the answer here Link: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/repo...-trapped-in-a-supply-surfeit/article18979051/

 

ah - thanks for that @alex-adam . My apologies to Canada; makes interesting reading. And makes these in Iceland a bit of a bargain ( they are already cooked ) - anyone got any good hints on what to do with one? Breaking it open would be challenge enough I would think!
Jenny

 

I've not 'cleaned' or should I say dressed a lobster @Jenny namaste but have cleaned crabs. The first tools that I would have to hand are a small hammer and nutcrackers.....yes, nutcrackers. They are good for cracking open the small legs. A narrow stiletto type knife is handy to clean them with.

 

Best use an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher.

 

Canada isn't talking to GC since the "incident" with the Maple Leaf

Wrong Leaf Advice

 

whoops - never saw the original maple leaf saga Ziggy

 

Tut! I was thinking on forward preparation Armandii. I don't know......can't say anything round here without it being misconstrued!

I have good reason to believe Jenny would like some lobster left to eat Zigs!

 

Here you go @Jenny namaste.....a lot easier than a crab.

 

Thank you Sheal for that. I'm a bit accident prone and have been to A & E for a stitch job before now. I think I'll leave be and let others braver than me to have a go.