LATEST MOAN FROM YOU AND ME 2018

My spell checker don't work, i think it brock the first day i use a computer and the one in my head has never worked

 

I use Firefox, it has a spell checker. But its vocabulary is a bit limited, so it flags up a few words spelled correctly.
It's obvious, unlike some of us, it never went to an old-fashioned grammar school, where the masters made you write out again in full, essays where you'd even only made one spelling mistake.

 

If i don't know how to spell a long word (more than 2 letters) i go to the internet address bar and and start puting in the letters i think it starts with then most of the time it comes up but don't tell anyone that's how i get most of my spelling right

 

When composing a post beware of the "Preposition Police."
They will be scanning them all.

They expect posters to know that, "a preposition is not something you should end a sentence with."

 

Watching QI last night and every year 5400 words are added to the English language . That's one every 38 minutes . About 1000 new words make it to the Oxford dictionary. I would love to see a list of 5000 new words !

 

Had another delivery guy knock on the door "where's xxxx" toled him where it was, he said "but post code say here" yes here, but the house you need is half a mile away the house does have a name plate now (they must have read my other post ) some times you do need to look more so that looking at the satnav on your phone
Any way i put him in the right direction and off he went, another good deed done

 

This is true, but not everyone gets it.

 

Well now Jiff - that makes you a genius in my book