LATEST MOAN FROM YOU AND ME - 2021

Totally agree, bit of a wizard as well

 

I would post you a cheque but unfortunately I'm down to my last 2 million, besides, money doesn't last, a persons appreciation lasts a lifetime

 

Thank you for your kind offer shiney but I have to decline, purely for friendship reasons you understand, it would be unfair on my part to let you enter into such an arrangement without being forewarned that as far as finance is concerned, it has been said many times that I make Arkwright and aunty Wainwright look like amateurs, despite my natural instinct to fleece you for every penny you have and force you to sell up, I will resist and decline your offer, it pains me but so be it.

 

You have not seen me in person yet so do not be so confident, my face is not even fit for radio, its the male version of angle iron Annie but with stubble.

Edit typo.

 

Had to Google Aunty Wainwright!

 

Good morning Upsydaisy I am surprised you could search for her, she would usual charge a small fee for that

 

She did!!!!

 

Now you know she was the proprietor of a second tat shop, so while that is fresh in your mind, would you be interested in a reconditioned cast iron gas street lamp, I keep looking at pictures of your garden, its very nice but I think this lamp I have would look superb in the middle of your lawn, I would of course offer delivery at a reasonable rate and throw in a free bird feeder you could hang from the lamp. ?

 

Shamima - no thanks. You made your choice - regret is nowhere near enough - stay away from the UK - you are not welcome here.

Shamima Begum, who left the UK for Syria as a teenager, says she will regret joining the Islamic State group for the rest of her life and has offered to help the UK fight terrorism.

 

She would not know regret if it hit her in the face, why should the tax payer pick up the bill, there will be a bill, protecting her, housing and feeding her, I don't want my taxes or anyone's going to her or anyone like her.