LATEST MOAN FROM YOU AND ME - 2022

O dear what have i started

 

I know I mentioned New Orleans was kinda stinky but their washrooms are immaculate. I never saw one that wasn't fully stocked with loo rolls and hand towels. They must have an unspoken rule down there that if your establishment doesn't keep it clean, you get fed to the alligators!

The filthiest I have seen was a restroom that started off pristine and landed up a total mess. It was at a hall where someone had talked me into going to see Dickie Rock. (spelling?)

 

I got a letter from Virgin Media last week stating my Virgin bill was "changing", why not just say they are putting up their prices.
Anyway, I see on the TV tonight that they are offering " sale" prices for new customers.

Its about time the government stepped in and stopped this kind of sharp practice.
Offering lower prices to new customers should be outlawed.
In fact I thought I heard it was?

 

I'm paying £40 a month for broadband and phone, I use my mobile all the time and I'm informed you can dump the landline, but I bet they wouldn't drop my bill by much if I did so.

I only keep the landline because it still works during power cuts and emergencies, unlike the dodgy mobile signals.

My neighbour has changed to Sky, but has had to get a dish put up and get the telecome phoneline sorted out, not sure how much that cost.

 

I thought I had heard something along those lines @shiney , but why only insurance companies, it should apply to all the robbing b*****ds.

 

Obviously your Indian is better than mine.
I find myself keep saying, can you say that again?, and then apologising because I dont understand them.

 

Johnathan Routh of Candid Camera fame.

Victorian under ground toilets were worth a visit, but all gone now I should think.

 

My Irish isn't great either.
And they often say UK, and then you end up with a Geordie or a Glaswegian.

 

The Clapham common one looks a bit of a s*** hole, but I guess those trendy people like that kind of thing.