Limerick

THERE ONCE WAS A COOK IN THE RITZ
WHO'S "SPECIAL" WAS MEAT BALLS AND FRITES

HE FRIED THEM IN DIESEL

 

THERE ONCE WAS A COOK IN THE RITZ
WHO'S "SPECIAL" WAS MEAT BALLS AND FRITES
HE FRIED THEM IN DIESEL

WITH ESSENCE OF WEASEL

 

THERE ONCE WAS A COOK IN THE RITZ
WHO'S "SPECIAL" WAS MEAT BALLS AND FRITES
HE FRIED THEM IN DIESEL
WITH ESSENCE OF WEASEL
ALL GARNISHED RIGHT NICELY WITH NITS



now this is where you could use a barfing gremlin

 

THERE ONCE WAS A LAD FROM DETROIT

 

THERE ONCE WAS A LAD FROM DETROIT

WHO SADLY WAS NOT THAT ADROIT ( :confused: :confused: :confused: )

 

THERE ONCE WAS A LAD FROM DETROIT
WHO SADLY WAS NOT THAT ADROIT
HE HAD TWO LEFT HANDS

 

THERE ONCE WAS A LAD FROM DETROIT
WHO SADLY WAS NOT THAT ADROIT
HE HAD TWO LEFT HANDS
AND TWO RUBBER BANDS

 

THERE ONCE WAS A LAD FROM DETROIT
WHO SADLY WAS NOT THAT ADROIT
HE HAD TWO LEFT HANDS
AND TWO RUBBER BANDS
SO HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A KITE!


Doesn't quite rhyme but couldn't resist
finishing it! :D

 

(Thanks jjordie, I couldn't think of anything)

THERE WAS A SQUAT SPACEMAN FROM MARS

 

THERE WAS A SQUAT SPACEMAN FROM MARS

WHO USED TO PLAY SNOOKER WITH STARS

 

THERE WAS A SQUAT SPACEMAN FROM MARS
WHO USED TO PLAY SNOOKER WITH STARS
HIS BALLS USED TO WOBBLE

 

THERE WAS A SQUAT SPACEMAN FROM MARS
WHO USED TO PLAY SNOOKER WITH STARS
HIS BALLS USED TO WOBBLE
WHICH CAUSED HIM TO HOBBLE

 

THERE WAS A SQUAT SPACEMAN FROM MARS
WHO USED TO PLAY SNOOKER WITH STARS
HIS BALLS USED TO WOBBLE
WHICH CAUSED HIM TO HOBBLE

SO KEPT THEM SUSPENDED IN JARS :D :D

(always assuming there was zero gravity )

 

You beat me to it Kryssy! drat!!! :D

 

That one is so funny! Well done everyone!

Shall I make the start again? I have several starter lines on hand!

THERE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM NEW ZEALAND