Limerick

KG !! New Zealand !!!!!!! that's right unfriendly.
That's going to mean finishing the second line with something like WHEEL AND or FEEL AND, then the whatever follows the AND has to start the third line, interesting to say the least, it can be done.

 

Go on then Mike - dooooooooooooooooooooitttt :D :D

There is an "Eland" which is an African antelope if that helps.

Well done K.G. You've got us right in the cunumdrums now - gonna have to get ya at playtime

 

WHO PLAYED LEAD GUITAR IN A ROCK BAND,
THE BASS PLAYER SAID,"HEY,
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO PLAY?,
WE`RE GOING DOWN LIKE A ROCK IN QUICK SAND!!"


:rolleyes:

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL FROM MADRID

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL FROM MADRID
WHO SOLD PICKLED EELS AND SOME SQUID

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL FROM MADRID
WHO SOLD PICKLED EELS AND SOME SQUID
WHEN ASKED FOR SOME FISH

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL FROM MADRID
WHO SOLD PICKLED EELS AND SOME SQUID
WHEN ASKED FOR SOME FISH
SHE SERVED UP IN A DISH

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL FROM MADRID
WHO SOLD PICKLED EELS AND SOME SQUID
WHEN ASKED FOR SOME FISH
SHE SERVED UP IN A DISH
TWO MINNOWS, AND SHRIMP, FOR A QUID

BOOM BOOM

 

Brilliant as usual folks


THERE ONCE WAS A TIME WHEN I WAS THIN :rolleyes:

 

THERE ONCE WAS A TIME WHEN I WAS THIN
BUT NOW I EAT CRISPS AND DRINK GIN

 

THERE ONCE WAS A TIME WHEN I WAS THIN
BUT NOW I EAT CRISPS AND DRINK GIN
I GET FATTER AND FATTER

 

THERE ONCE WAS A TIME I WAS THIN
BUT NOW I EAT CRISPS AND DRINK GIN
I GET FATTER AND FATTER
WITH CHIPS, FISH IN BATTER

 

THERE ONCE WAS A TIME I WAS THIN
BUT NOW I EAT CRISPS AND DRINK GIN
I GET FATTER AND FATTER
WITH CHIPS, FISH IN BATTER
AND NOTHING GETS THROWN IN THE BIN!

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM AUSTRALIA


(has anybody heard this one before?)