Limerick

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM AUSTRALIA
WHO DRESSED UP IN ALL SORTS OF PARAPHANELIA


(I bet I spellt that wrong!)
(no Mike, never heard this one before)
(the one above is good, we are getting better and better folk!)

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM AUSTRALIA
WHO DRESSED ALL IN PARAPHERNALIA
IT REALLY LOOKED ODD


(spelling sorted and changed it slightly to keep the metre better)

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM AUSTRALIA
WHO DRESSED ALL IN PARAPHERNALIA
IT REALLY LOOKED ODD
WHEN HE STARTED TO NOD


(thanks for the changes Mike, much better now)

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM AUSTRALIA
WHO DRESSED ALL IN PARAPHERNALIA
IT REALLY LOOKED ODD
WHEN HE STARTED TO NOD
AT THE END IT WAS DOWN TO HEART FAILURE

 

New one


THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN ON A FORUM

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN ON A FORUM

WHO SUDDENLY LOST HIS DECORUM

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN ON A FORUM
WHO SUDDENELY LOST HIS DECORUM
HE POSTED A MESSAGE

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN ON A FORUM
WHO SUDDENELY LOST HIS DECORUM
HE POSTED A MESSAGE

ABOUT HIS APPENDAGE :confused:

(there ain't nuffin rhymes with message!! - heaven help us if DorsetMike finishes this We'll all be banned )

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN ON A FORUM
WHO SUDDENELY LOST HIS DECORUM
HE POSTED A MESSAGE
ABOUT HIS APPENDAGE
AND THEN DRANK ANOTHER THREE RUMS

 

As if I'd do something like that

 

THERE WAS AN OLD FELLA FRAE FIFE

 

THERE WAS AN OLD FELLA FRAE FIFE
WHO BEAT AND BATTERED HIS WIFE

 

THERE WAS AN OLD FELLA FRAE FIFE
WHO BEAT AND BATTERED HIS WIFE

A JUDGE SENT HIM DOWN

 

THERE WAS AN OLD FELLA FRAE FIFE
WHO BEAT AND BATTERED HIS WIFE
A JUDGE SENT HIM DOWN
AND THAT MADE HIM FROWN

 

THERE WAS AN OLD FELLA FRAE FIFE
WHO BEAT AND BATTERED HIS WIFE
A JUDGE SENT HIM DOWN
AND THAT MADE HIM FROWN
SO HE WENT AFTER THE JUDGE WITH A KNIFE