Limerick

and said this is folly

 

WE DOUBLE POSTED MIKE !! Oops but had the same thought

 

@ Kryssy, well you know what they say about great minds :rolleyes:

now we gotta wait for somebody else to finish it.

 

so took off back down the hill.

 

This one should be easy on this forum.

A gardener living in Leeds

 

Had a garden overrun with weeds,


(darn it, 3 minutes after I posted the last bit, I thought of a really super line, must remember it in case the rhyming word crops up again)

 

He hoed and he sprayed

 

And he flayed and he played

 

Boom boom!!

We're getting into this now. I'll start another as I'm here....


A ROOSTER WOKE UP VERY SAD

 

A small yard was all that he had

 

So he jumped on the tractor

 

and joined the 'X Factor'

 

then crowed as though he was mad

 

THE BEST YET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!