Limerick

A YOUNG FELLOW CREEPING ROUND HEDGES
AND TOTING HIS LEATHER-BOUND LEDGERS

 

Thanks for that Mike and KG. I had looked at it a couple
of times and wondered what to do with it!


A YOUNG FELLOW CREEPING ROUND HEDGES
AND TOTING HIS LEATHER-BOUND LEDGERS
FELL INTO A HOLE

 

A YOUNG FELLOW CREEPING ROUND HEDGES
AND TOTING HIS LEATHER-BOUND LEDGERS
FELL INTO A HOLE
THE ABODE OF A MOLE

 

A YOUNG FELLOW CREEPING ROUND HEDGES
AND TOTING HIS LEATHER-BOUND LEDGERS
FELL INTO A HOLE
THE ABODE OF A MOLE
SO FORGOT ALL HIS NON-SWEARING PLEGES!!
:D

 

THERE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM NEW GUINEA

 

THERE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM NEW GUINEA
WHO HAD A YOUNG WIFE NAME OF WINNIE

 

THERE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM NEW GUINEA
WHO HAD A YOUNG WIFE NAME OF WINNIE
SHE BAKED A GOOD PIZZA

 

THERE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM NEW GUINEA
WHO HAD A YOUNG WIFE NAME OF WINNIE
SHE BAKED A GOOD PIZZA
AND NOBODY BEATS 'ER

 

THERE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM NEW GUINEA
WHO HAD A YOUNG WIFE NAME OF WINNIE
SHE BAKED A GOOD PIZZA
AND NOBODY BEATS 'ER
THEN SHE'S OFF DOWN THE ROAD IN HER MINI!

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM HONG KONG

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM HONG KONG
WHO LIKED SOME DING WITH HIS DONG

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM HONG KONG
WHO LIKED SOME DING WITH HIS DONG
SAID IF IT RINGS LIKE A BELL

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM HONG KONG
WHO LIKED SOME DING WITH HIS DONG
SAID IF IT RINGS LIKE A BELL
YOU ARE DOING QUITE WELL

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM HONG KONG
WHO LIKED SOME DING WITH HIS DONG
SAID IF IT RINGS LIKE A BELL
YOU ARE DOING QUITE WELL
BUT IF IT DOESN'T, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

 

:D

THERE WAS AN OLD FARMER CALLED GILES